Sam's Answersis it true that miss cheal has loads of different boots under her desk? / hehehe - if she left them here i'd eat them . . . Asked at 11:14 AM on Sunday 12 September 2004 does miss cheal have any habbits that really irritate you? / yep - i spend all day burying a bone under her duvet, then she comes along and takes it out. rubbish. Asked at 11:10 AM on Sunday 12 September 2004 whats your favourite food? / cat. . . . . . or it would be if i could catch one . . Asked at 6:19 PM on Friday 10 September 2004 do u like miss cheal / are you mad?????????? Asked at 5:37 PM on Friday 10 September 2004 Sam whats your favourite hobbie and why? / at the moment i like rolling in orange water cos it smells BAD!!!!!!!!!!!! Asked at 7:43 AM on Friday 10 September 2004 How come your so clever? / i spend hours surfing the web while cheal's at work . . . hehehe Asked at 4:26 PM on Thursday 9 September 2004 How old are you? / i'll be two in a couple of weeks - that's 14 in dog years - HURRAH i'm a teenager!!!!!! Asked at 4:24 PM on Thursday 9 September 2004 CROP ROTATION / limescale remover . . Asked at 2:53 PM on Monday 2 August 2004 Sam. Do you worry when chilly takes people to " nice places" & suggest's they start bangin chairs, wilst vibratin with the floor?? i do! / hehehe - she does that to you, too??? Asked at 5:00 PM on Wednesday 2 June 2004 do you like living with miss cheal / no one else would have me - and at least i get my own webpage Asked at 8:01 PM on Thursday 27 May 2004 is miss cheal your owner / is a stick sticky . . .? Asked at 7:31 PM on Thursday 27 May 2004 Why are you so lazy and very brown????????????????????? / i blame badgers for everything, personally. Asked at 3:39 PM on Wednesday 26 May 2004 do you like your owner going to school to teach or do you think that she should stay at home to look after you / if she stayed home i could bite her more often . . . Asked at 3:20 PM on Wednesday 26 May 2004 What are some civial rights you posses the U.S Constitution and the Civial Rights Acts passed by congress and why are they important for the protection of your natural rights / ummm, is this a trick question and is the answer 'bush'?? . . or 'ferret' perhaps . . . ?? Asked at 1:19 AM on Saturday 22 May 2004 would you please answer these questions more often, coz me and ma m8s type questions just to see them on here, but you never reply! PLEASE REPLY! / ok ok SORRY!!! i'm a busy dog - places to wee, people to bite . . . . and the old trout doesn't let me on the computer very often . . . blame her, not me!!! Asked at 12:42 PM on Thursday 13 May 2004 Do you have a mobile phone? If you do (im sure you do, since you are an intelligent dog) then what make and kind is it? / its a nokia - but it rang and i bit it so it broke . . . Asked at 4:28 PM on Monday 26 April 2004 Do you miss your mummy when she goes to school? / are you mad???!! i eat furniture and sleep on the sofa. Asked at 4:27 PM on Monday 26 April 2004 do you have loads of fleas / no - but i rolled in poo so i have lots of flies . . . Asked at 9:45 AM on Wednesday 24 March 2004 do you like music? / yeah . . . anything by Bark . . . (Bach - geddit?!) Asked at 4:14 PM on Saturday 20 March 2004 how old is miss cheal / as old as the crusty bone i dug up last week, i reckon . . . Asked at 4:41 PM on Monday 15 March 2004 if you saw a cat would u mash it up / CAT . . . SPLAT. Asked at 12:07 PM on Thursday 5 February 2004 hi its elsa how is every thing going / well, i'm fine but the old trout is a nightmare! Asked at 1:14 PM on Wednesday 10 December 2003 have u ever tried to eat miss cheal's singing hampster or gorilla??? / they don't sing any more . . . hehehehehe Asked at 4:25 PM on Thursday 20 November 2003 Do you find then wen ur nose gets dry it becomes very itchy? / yes. i like to rub it in mud or on a passing jogger's shorts. Asked at 7:47 PM on Tuesday 18 November 2003 When dogs run for ages......do they get sweaty feet? / i just dribble, actually . . . . Asked at 5:14 PM on Monday 17 November 2003 what are year 8 doing neaxt / year 8 will eat flies and roll in a dead bird. . . . . (well that's what i do, anyway) Asked at 3:32 PM on Monday 10 November 2003 why are man .u. SO much better than arsenal? / go and bury your head next to a lettuce. Asked at 9:10 PM on Friday 24 October 2003 oh holy holy sam why do dogs hate baths????????? //////\\\\\\ / because they're like puddles without the mud. Asked at 1:11 PM on Monday 22 September 2003 do u like paws of badgers and wat do u like them with / yes - i like them with the rest of a badger. Asked at 1:11 PM on Monday 22 September 2003 please dont eat my cat / hehehe too late hehehe Asked at 10:36 AM on Saturday 20 September 2003 where r the pics of students / click on 'gallery' or draw some of your own . . . Asked at 7:10 PM on Saturday 12 April 2003 does BLUE KETCHUP rox / blue ketchup should always be served with pedigree chum and fish. (stop humans eating it!!) Asked at 6:32 PM on Saturday 12 April 2003 what breed of dog are you? / the good bit of me is German Shepherd but the rest is Alaskan Husky (a great excuse to be bad!!) Asked at 3:17 PM on Thursday 10 April 2003 whats your name / DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Asked at 12:08 PM on Thursday 10 April 2003 what is the meaning of life o great sam / digging Asked at 11:30 AM on Thursday 10 April 2003 why do you bounce / cos it's the only way to keep up with miss cheal Asked at 2:56 PM on Wednesday 9 April 2003 is miss cheal an alien? / hurrah!! someone else has noticed!! Asked at 10:50 AM on Wednesday 9 April 2003 what is your favourite food / FISH!!!!!!!!! i found a fish in a bush the other day . . . Asked at 7:29 PM on Saturday 5 April 2003 hello sam. would u go out with my dog. she's called annie and is a brown greyhound / fantastic!!!!! greyhounds - small head, small brain - she'll love me!!!!!!! Asked at 6:53 PM on Wednesday 2 April 2003 who long do u think ill go out with james for / for as long as it takes me to eat a whole cow, probably Asked at 8:00 PM on Monday 31 March 2003 is this really miss cheal's (from ash manor) website? / hmmm - she says you should look at the gallery and decide for yourself . . Asked at 12:47 PM on Monday 31 March 2003 do you pick yp radio signels with those big ears of yours Sam? / i pick up a lot of things - from satellite transmissions to buzzy flies. cheal wants to fill my ears with peas . . . Asked at 7:42 PM on Sunday 30 March 2003 If God is capable of doing anything, you would agree he could make something too heavy for him to lift. If it is too heavy for him to lift, then he can't do anything. Can you solve this perplexing question Sam? / DUH!!!!!!!!! THAT'S WHY HE INVENTED TEETH! Take a heavy thing, chew some off it . . . et voila, not so heavy! Asked at 12:02 AM on Sunday 30 March 2003 Do questions to Sam have to be music related? / You haven't read some of them, then . . . . Asked at 11:58 PM on Saturday 29 March 2003 do you like the moon sam? WE LIKE THE MOON / YES - cos it is close to us. BUT NOT AS MUCH AS A SPOON . . . Asked at 9:41 PM on Friday 28 March 2003 is miss trout i mean cheal on drugs?? / i wish she was - she won't stand still long enough for me to bite her Asked at 9:41 PM on Friday 28 March 2003 are you liking the cats with glasses? do badgers wear glasses? / cats with glasses - disaster - they'd see me coming. badgers with glasses - well, they couldn't hook then round their silly little ears, could they! Asked at 7:45 PM on Friday 28 March 2003 what is 10 times 10 / a lot of bones Asked at 5:48 PM on Friday 28 March 2003 how long did it take miss cheal to do this web page? / i made it. she hasn't got a clue Asked at 10:28 PM on Thursday 27 March 2003 whats miss cheals favorite food? / chocolate - useless woman, it's poisonous for dogs. Asked at 10:03 AM on Thursday 27 March 2003 How old are you Sam? / five and a half months. you? Asked at 9:50 PM on Tuesday 25 March 2003 Does miss Cheal drive under the speed limit? / she does when i bite her head when she's driving Asked at 9:40 PM on Tuesday 25 March 2003 Are you thinking of being a police dog? / being allowed to chase and bite people - YAY!!!!! Asked at 9:38 PM on Tuesday 25 March 2003 What is the best thing about miss cheal? / she knows the way to the pet shop Asked at 9:31 PM on Tuesday 25 March 2003 whats it like to live with a mad women? / about as much fun as chewing a plastic bone. Asked at 6:49 PM on Sunday 23 March 2003 Does miss cheal Have a shrine to badgers? / she did but i ate it Asked at 2:10 PM on Saturday 22 March 2003 hey sam.......badger or fox??? / foxes have better tails . . . . but badgers rock! Asked at 6:24 PM on Friday 21 March 2003 why is life boring / because squirrels can climb trees Asked at 1:06 PM on Friday 21 March 2003 can miss cheal actually cook / she's great with dog food . . . if someone else opens the tin. Asked at 8:57 AM on Friday 21 March 2003 what would you most like to do to your owner? / recycle her . . . . in a sausage machine, probably. Asked at 10:24 PM on Thursday 20 March 2003 wats ur favourite thing to do on a walk? / i like jumping on small children and eating horse poo Asked at 8:47 PM on Thursday 20 March 2003 is miss cheal a good owner? / she's a good MOANER!! Asked at 8:46 PM on Thursday 20 March 2003 do you like ur owner / i wish i could bury her in the garden next to the crusty frog i dug up earlier Asked at 7:45 PM on Thursday 20 March 2003 hello / hmmm - i'm having trouble answering that one . . . now let me think . . Asked at 7:28 PM on Thursday 20 March 2003 is miss cheal kind / miss cheal is a kind of trout Asked at 3:57 PM on Thursday 20 March 2003 how long have you lived with the great miss cheal? / too long Asked at 3:33 PM on Thursday 20 March 2003 can you have badger p-i-e. / yes but the fur gets caught in your teeth - better to stick with sausages Asked at 3:23 PM on Thursday 20 March 2003 can you have badgers in spain / aah - the rare spanish badger - an exotic creature who likes pom-poms Asked at 3:23 PM on Thursday 20 March 2003 Can Badgers do summersalts / i've never asked one - but by sticking my nose underneath one i managed to make it flip over quite successfully Asked at 3:23 PM on Thursday 20 March 2003 Can you get red badgers / take an average badger and bite it. soon goes red Asked at 3:19 PM on Thursday 20 March 2003 how old is miss cheal / wait - i'll count her wrinkles . . . Asked at 3:19 PM on Thursday 20 March 2003 do you like your mummy? / i'd like her mummified Asked at 11:02 AM on Thursday 20 March 2003 how do you eat a badger burger / with chips Asked at 10:32 PM on Wednesday 19 March 2003 where can i bury a sock? / in the garden Asked at 10:19 PM on Wednesday 19 March 2003 do mushrooms flower? / yes they do Asked at 9:59 PM on Wednesday 19 March 2003 |